Holy Black Balaclavas, I asked a Ninja:

Do ninjas play pro sports?

I've noticed there's a high percentage of black athletes in today's pro ranks. Are these phenomenal athletes indeed ninjas?

Thanks,
Zach
Carlsbad, CA

This was the Ninja's response:

Thanks For Asking A Ninja Re: Do ninjas play pro sports?

The Ninja will read your question carefully and then decide whether or not it's interesting and funny.

If it is, he'll answer it and look forward to killing you soon.

If it isn't, he'll still kill you, but he won't enjoy it.

Thanks again!

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